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Secret single behaviour

Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner or flatmates etc are away for the night etc and you aren't being socially judged.

Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

What do you lot get up to?
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  • I ring up all my past wives & girlfriends..............you should see my phone bill.
  • iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    And I hope you shower afterwards.
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    Builder's wives?
  • I fantasise about going to @iamdan ‘s bukkake parties.
  • iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    Urgh keep your mouth closed !!!
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    Obviously this was a joke

    But honestly when its just me, I highlight my hair :wink:
  • I must be really boring. Madden on the PlayStation is my vice.
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    Obviously this was a joke

    But honestly when its just me, I highlight my hair :wink:
    Lies.

    Secret 'my Nan is over' behaviour, maybe.
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  • iamdan said:

    I host bukkake parties.

    Everyone come round yours?
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  • I must be really boring. Madden on the PlayStation is my vice.

    Not as boring as me, I use the opportunity to watch either a WW2 film or documentary on Discovery. Worked from home today and watched Fury.
    Biggest 'let down' post of 2018 so far.
    If it makes you feel better, I had 3 wanks before I watched the film.
    The sort of thing people say to reassure their kids, "don't worry son, Dave pulled himself furiously round the room before he took on the wardrobe monsters "
  • Fiiish said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
    Post of the year for me :smiley:

    Please say pants down as well just to add to sheer spectacularness of this
  • My wife is out and so far I have been reading the same old nonsense on Charlton Life. Not sure what I will do next though but I have been given a few ideas here.
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